OK, I had a thousand things to blog about today. Some were thought provoking, some were humorous, some were just stories about my friends and family. But, I had to go to town, so I didn't get a chance.
On the way home I was listening to the radio. When the kids are with me, we either don't listen to the radio at all, or listen to what they want. When I'm alone, I listen to country.
Yes, my music of preference is Country. I can't believe I just admitted that in public. I take ribbing from everyone I know when I admit that.
I usually try to defend it. I know that a lot of the songs are about breaking up and running around, but there are really nice songs about staying married and family values. If you've never heard "Hot Mama" by Trace Adkins, you have to. It's my theme song.
But there has to be a line, and I think Brad Paisley crossed it.
I started listening to his new song, and I thought it was a bit weird at first. Then it went so far into rediculous that I had to show you. You won't believe this if I explain it, so here are the words:
everytime you take a sip in this smoky atmosphere
you press that bottle to your lips
and i wish i was your beer
and in the small there of your back your jeans are playing peek a boo
id like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo
hey that gives me an idea lets get out of this bar
and drive out into the country
and find a place to park
cause id like to see you out in the moonlight
id like to kiss you way back in the sticks
id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
and id like to check you for ticks
i know the perfect little path
out in these woods i used to hunt
dont worry babe ive got your back
and ive also got your front
id hate to waste a night like this
ill keep you safe you wait and see
the only thing allowed to crawl all over you
when we get there is me
you know every guy in here tonight
would like to take you home
but ive got way more class than them
and that aint what i want
cause id like to see you out in the moonlight
id like to kiss you way back in the sticks
id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
and id like to check you for ticks
oooh you never know where one might be
and oooh theres lots of places that are hard to reach
id like to see you out in the moonlight
id like to kiss you way back in the sticks
id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
and id like to check you for ticks
oh id sure like to check you for ticks
Don't you wish you could find someone that had such a way with words?
I can't write anymore, just reading them again left me speechless.
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ROFLMBO Yes you were right!
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